You should be doing my job!!

Called to a 16yo who was short of breath and vomiting.

On arriving to find this rather healthy looking chap in bed at his parents house, with Mum fussing around him, I proceeded to ask my questions to get to the bottom of his problem.

After a few choice questions, his Mum pipes up "It's almost like he has the flu! What do you think?"

Guess what?

He has the flu! Bye!