Mummy's boy!

A night of young drunks.

Two memorable one's where the 16yr old who drank 3/4 of a bottle of vodka in an hour and then promptly fell over! No surprise there then!

So called mates (who let him down the stuff in the first place) got concerned and called us as he had blood coming from this nose. That'll be the nose he fell on when he hit the ground?

I would love mates like that, their main concern was if we were going to call the Police! Quality!

At least this one was pretty much unconscious and co-operative for the journey.

The next one was a real Mummy's boy.

He had downed 3ltrs of alcohol (mainly alco pops from the sound of it) and was throwing up like a trooper when we got there. With a large haematoma on the front of his head, he needed to go into hospital.

At this point he developed a pathological fear of needles and hospitals. This did not bode well for a peaceful journey! He then burst into hysterical sobbing begging this girl to come with him in the Ambulance. She looked less than impressed about the whole affair and did not seem keen to leave the party and I don't blame her. I did try to point out that this kind of sobbing and hysteria is seriously not attractive to a more than sober female. Reckon his relationship with that one will be short lived.

Finally got him into hospital, after he repeatedly begged us not to inject him with anything as this would kill him!!

When his parents arrived, he launched himself at his Mum and spent the next 20mins that we were there sobbing into her shoulder. Dad looked a little embarrassed and non too pleased.